55 Best Soccer Pick Up Lines That Won’t Catch You Lacking

Should You Be Using Soccer Rizz Lines?

Yes, absolutely. If there is any sport out there that can have effective pick-up lines, it’s definitely soccer, and that’s thanks to its immense popularity.

What Are the Best Soccer Pick-Up Lines to Use?

The best soccer pick-up lines are the ones that people can relate to. So, look for popular soccer terms, players, tournaments, matches, etc.

Below are the best soccer lines, split into several categories to help you find the right one for your situation.

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Best Soccer Pick-Up Lines

“Are you a soccer ball? Because just like Ronaldo's free kicks, you've got me bending over backward for you.”
“Is your name Neymar? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm falling and rolling in love.”
Are you the Champions League final? Because being with you would be the highlight of my season.”
“Are you a soccer field? Because I want to Messi around with you all day long.”
“Are you the World Cup? Because you've got me feeling like I've won the biggest prize just by being near you.”
“Are you a soccer match? Because being with you feels like a golden goal in extra time.”
“Are you a soccer pitch? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like I'm playing on the same team as Messi.”
“Are you a soccer net? Because I'm aiming for nothing but goals with you.
“Are you a soccer fan? Because you've got me chanting your name from the stands of my heart.
“Are you a penalty kick? Because I'd let you take all the shots at my heart.”
“Are you a soccer rivalry? Because our connection is as fierce and passionate as the battles between Arsenal and Tottenham.”

Cheesy Soccer Pick-Up Lines

“Are you a soccer coach? Because I'd love for you to show me some tactics for winning your heart.”
“Are you a soccer jersey? Because you've got me feeling like I'm wearing the captain's armband whenever I'm with you.”
“Are you a soccer match? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like the crowd is cheering just for us.”
“Are you a soccer coach? Because with your guidance, I feel like I can conquer anything like Klopp's Liverpool.”
“Are you a soccer jersey? Because you fit me like Mbappé's explosive speed on the counterattack.”
“Are you a soccer captain? Because you lead the way with the authority of Beckham, guiding us through the highs and lows.”
“Are you a soccer goal celebration? Because every time I'm with you, it feels like I've just scored the winning goal in the World Cup final, lifting the spirits of a nation like Maradona in '86.”
“Are you a soccer technique? Because being with you feels like mastering the artistry of Cruyff's Total Football.”
“Are you a soccer fan? Because every time I see you I want to take my jersey off for you.”
“Did the 90-minute mark hit? Because my heart is racing.”
“Are you a soccer fan? Because just like a die-hard supporter, you're always there to lift my spirits like a loyal fan of Manchester United.”

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Funny Soccer Pick-Up Lines

“Are you a soccer jersey? Because you fit me like Mbappé's explosive speed on the counterattack.”
“If you’re a good goalkeeper then you can keep my heart as well.”
“Is it true that you’re pretty good at soccer? Then I guess you won’t have trouble handling these balls.”
“Are you looking to score some goals tonight or casually play around with some balls?”
“I may miss all my soccer shots, but I’m definitely going to hit your goal.”
“I suck at football, which means I’m a great catch because I won’t dribble you around.”
“Is it overtime already? Get ready for the penalty shoot-out!”
“Are you a goal? Because I’m looking for a place to train my shots.”
“I’m not a professional soccer player, but I look damn good in soccer shorts.”
“I’m a Ronaldo fanboy, but I have no problem getting Messi with you.”
“I’m like Chelsea, I have all the goods, but I finish in the early stages.”

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Flirty Soccer Pick-Up Lines

“You can take off your shirt, I won’t yellow card you.”
“I’m no soccer player, but I can go 90 minutes with only a 15-minute break in between.”
“Is your name Hazard? Because every time I look at you, I can't help but get lost in your irresistible charm.”
“Are you a soccer net? Because I'm getting tangled in your enchanting gaze and I never want to break free.”
“Are you a soccer fan? Because every time you cheer, it's like music to my ears and a sight to behold, making my heart skip a beat with your irresistible charm.”
“Are you a soccer match? Because being with you is like experiencing the perfect balance of intensity and sensuality, just like the beautiful game itself.”
“Are you a soccer player? Because you've got me dazzled with those moves and that stunning physique.”
“Are you a soccer jersey? Because you wear it so well, but I bet you'd look even better wearing nothing at all.”
“Want to play soccer together? I’d love to see you run around in soccer shorts.”
“Let’s make a bet. If my team wins, you take me out for dinner, if your team wins, I take you out. Deal?”
“Are you sure you’re not a professional soccer player? Because that body says otherwise.”

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Dirty Soccer Pick-Up Lines

“You can be Brazil, I’ll be Germany so I can score 7 times.”
“Are you into soccer? Because I can hit you from the back like Zinedine Zidane.”
"Are you ready for some one-on-one action? Because I'm about to show you moves that would make even Messi jealous.”
“Let's play a little game called "Score or Be Scored." I'll let you decide which role you want to take.”
“Forget penalty shootouts, I prefer the thrill of sudden death overtime—care to join me for some extra time in private?”
“I've got a secret play that always ends with a goal. Care to find out what it is?”
“Are you familiar with the offside rule? Because when it comes to you, I'm more than willing to bend the rules a little.”
“You know, they say anticipation is the key to success in soccer. Well, I've been anticipating this moment with you all night long.”
“I've got a proposition for you: let's take this match into overtime and see just how many goals we can score together.”
“I've been studying your moves all game, and I think it's time we switched sides and see what kind of chemistry we can create.”
“Let's play some soccer tonight. Only balls, no hands!”

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Tips When Saying Your Soccer Pick-Up Lines

Before you say or send your pick-up line, there are a couple of things you should consider to ensure that your rizz has a much stronger effect.

Here are some tips:

Be Respectful

Pick-up lines are a great icebreaker. They don’t really say much, but they are generally funny, especially when you pick the right topic (soccer in this case).

So, try to keep it lighthearted and be respectful.

Customize It To Your Situation

The best pick-up line is the one tailored that’s tailored for the person you want to talk to. For example, if you see they’re a United fan then you probably don’t want to start with a pick-up line roasting Man United or celebrating Chelsea.

Customize your rizz line to better fit the situation!

Be Confident

But, even when you do screw up and send the wrong pick-up line roasting Man United to a United fan, just follow through. Be confident, try to laugh it off and you’ll surely be able to continue the conversation in a different direction.

Nothing wrong with a bit of friendly competition/teasing!

Conclusion

With tons of soccer pick-up lines, you should easily break the ice when chatting with soccer fans. The best thing about these icebreakers is that you can change them up at any time with different player names, matches, and situations.

However, since you’ll very likely get a reply to your pick-up line, it might be a good idea to look through our blog for extra tips about dating in general.

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