Cheesy Pick Up Lines: 50 Examples That Work
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Breaking the ice can be overwhelming, especially when you are trying to lock down a date through messages and in person. Choosing the perfect pick up line can be the deciding factor between hooking up and striking out.
Most pick up lines are cheesy, but the right ones can be effective if you know how to work them. Here is a list of the top cheesiest pick up lines that you should use and those to avoid at all costs.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Him
Ladies. You are just as likely to fall into the “First Impression” rut as men are and might need a great one-liner to help you start the conversation.
Here are 10 pick up lines perfect for grabbing that hot guy's attention before you really start to lay on the charm. Yes, they are super cheesy, but he will be into it.
- “Aside from being a total heartthrob, what else do you do for fun?”
- “You know, my lips aren’t going to kiss themselves . . .”
- “Do you like my dress? It’s made of girlfriend material.”
- “I’m writing an article about fine men, and I’d like to interview you.”
- “Are you French? I mean, "You're tall and glorious, like the Eiffel Tower.”
- “I like you the way I like my coffee: tall, dark, and rich.”
- “Those look like nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?”
- “Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright.”
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!”
- “I need to get some air because you just took my breath away.”
Let that man know just how attractive he is. Play on his masculinity and border on dirty talk. These are all great ways to get him interested and want to learn more.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Her
Getting a woman's attention is never easy, so choosing a line that makes her feel good might be the only way you stand a chance. Use these 10 pick up lines to make her laugh, roll her eyes, and then ask for more.
- “Do you work at Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.”
- “I don’t like to chase women, but I’d put my Crocs in sport mode for you.”
- “Are we in a museum? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
- “It’s good I brought my sunglasses because your smile is beaming.”
- “Did you watch Star Wars growing up? Because Yoda only one I want.”
- “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.”
- “If you were text on a page, I’d call you fine print.”
- “Someone needs to call God and let Him know one of his angels is loose on earth.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
- “You don’t need to carry a taser because you’re already a stunner.”
Women want to hear about how special they are, turn up the rizz! Make her feel like the only girl in the room and she is all yours.
Sexy (Yet Still Cheesy) Pick Up Lines
Sexy pick up lines are a great way to start up a steamy conversation with someone you can’t wait to get into bed.
While these lines are cheesy, they just might help you secure one of the best nights of your life.
- “Your face could serve as an excellent throne for a queen such as myself.”
- “My hands are cold. Can I warm them up in your pants?”
- “Do you like burgers? Because I’d love for you to be the meat between my buns.”
- “Let’s play Shark Attack. You eat, and I’ll scream.”
- “I have a sale going on in my room. All clothes are 100% off.”
- “Are you made of water? Because I need you at least 8 times a day.”
- “Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.”
- “Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.”
- “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”
- “I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”
Not So-Cheesy Pick Up Lines That May Actually Work
Yes, it's true. Pick up lines are generally cheesy, but that doesn’t mean they will always make you the laughingstock of the night.
Here are some ideas of what to say that can actually make you look a little more attractive than you already are.
- “Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.”
- “I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.”
- “I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
- “Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tomorrow.”
- “Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can't seem to take them off of you.
- “All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.”
- “No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention”.
- “When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?”
- “If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.”
These openers are some of the most successful when attempting to secure a date or even an extra 10 min of another person's time. (As corny as they may be.)
Cheesy One Liners That Will Have You Going Home Alone
Okay, some pick up lines can be cute, funny, and even borderline complimentary. However, others will ensure your night out ends in solo sex.
Do NOT try these gag-inducing come-ons. You will regret it.
- “You must be a dog person because you look fetching.”
- “It would be great to swap bodily fluids with you.”
- “It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.”
- “Want a raisin? No? How about a date?”
- “If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.”
- “I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.”
- “Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
- “If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.”
- “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.”
These are absolutely awful and there are plenty more where they came from, so be wary of where you get your dating tips and tricks. If you are using these lines, you may be getting ghosted frequently, and for good reason.
How to Make Cheesy Pick Up Lines Work for You
Just because they are cheesy doesn't mean you should for-go using them ever. You just need to know the right way to lay them out to make them work.
Take some advice from the professionals and enhance your cheesy pick up lines with these great tips.
- Have Confidence- No one is going to fall for any pick-up line, especially a cheesy one if it is coming from the mouth of a bumbling goofball. Approach the lucky recipient with your head up and your game on.
- Say it Like You Mean It- You will only seal the deal with these pick up lines if you say it with passion and honesty. Don’t make it obvious you have no intentions of following through (You know, in case that is your angle.)
- Personalize it- Not all pick up lines will work on everyone. Choose a handful of the finest and use the one that best fits the person standing in front of you.
- Add Pizazz- Even the greatest one-liner of all time can fall flat if your presentation isn’t up to par. Add an accent, whisper it, or yell it from the rooftops. Whatever gets the best results.
- Get Help- Ask AI to help you create a pick up line to start a better conversation. YourMove.AI is a great resource for improving your online dating swagger. With the chat assistant, you won’t have to have all the right words or even know how to spell them (BONUS.) You could also go to a friend, who successfully gets dates back to their apartment, and find out what they are saying.
Any of the lines above (except the ones on the avoid at all costs list) can be a great way to break the ice, make him or her giggle, and get the end results you set out for when you first opened your mouth.
Summing Things Up
Even if you have created the most iconic profile in the history of dating apps or a smile that puts the highest-paid models to shame, the wrong one-liner can definitely deter a potential partner.
While the list above provides an array of cheesy pick up lines, they could be a great way to open up or lighten the mood.
If you are looking for more cheesy one-liners or more assistance to help you in your dating escapades, YourMove blogs, writing tools, and profile and photo enhancers will boost your confidence and chances with that hottie you have your eyes on.
