Funny Tinder Bios: Make Them Smile and They’ll Swipe Right

What better way to capture your next love interest's attention than with a good laugh right up front? 

Tinder bios that are too serious can be a huge turn-off, making you seem complicated and hard to approach. Humor is a great way to break the ice, as long as you know what you are doing and do it well (even if that means using tools like YourMove’s Bio Generator to create a personal bio with humor that flows.)

Take a look at these top 20 funny Tinder bios, which have been proven to be fail-proof, along with a handful that are funny but not in a laughing-with-you kind of way.

The Funniest Tinder Bios Ever

There is funny, then there is the epic and these 5 Tinder bios will have you ROFL. 

You don’t need to be a comedian to come up with something silly that will halt the bored swiping and make viewers want to dig deeper.

1. I’ve just written a song about tortillas, actually, it’s more of a wrap.
2. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
3. I told my suitcases there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
4. Tall, smart, hot, valedictorian, prom king,…that’s my brother. He’s getting married soon. I’m similar but I can cook.
5. I started a new job as a baker, but I quit because I couldn’t make enough dough.

It doesn’t matter who you are or even what you say. If you can make someone laugh, you’re in. Tinder is one of the best places to seek relationships for those with quick, witty, comebacks and on-the-verge of narcissistic self-love.

Confident, Funny, and Clever Tinder Bios 

Just because you are writing a Tinder bio with humor as your main hook doesn’t mean it has to make you look like the butt of the joke.

Here are five great Tinder bios that show you have some swag while still getting a giggle. Then check out this post on how to get past the soon-to-follow “What’s Up?” message.

1. I’m cute enough to take your breath away, but I’m smart enough to bring it back. Yeah, I’m a respiratory therapist. Soooo. 
2. They say I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
3. I’m like a Rubik’s cube—complex, and colorful, you’ll want to keep playing until you figure me out.
4. I’m the guy next door… I mean, if you happen to live next door to a frat house.
5. God gave me bad eyesight because he knew how good I would look squinting.

Whether you are using your bio to promote your looks, skills, or confidence, make sure you highlight your best qualities. 

Funny Dating App Bios That Are So Romantic

Just because you want to be witty, doesn’t mean you can’t still be romantic, in fact, this combo is often a huge success.

Pulling lines or scenes from popular romance films, or using corny pick up lines in your Tinder bio is a fantastic way to lighten the mood while tugging at the heartstrings.

1. Relationship goal: us doing the lift from Dirty Dancing.
2. I lost the way, but pretty sure YOU have to take a right here.
3. Lover of slow Sundays, sunset drives, and if you're lucky, you.
4. Hoping we fall madly in love, break up, and then dramatically reunite decades later. Let’s give Bennifer a run for their money.
5. I’ve climbed mountains, but I can’t walk down a flight of stairs without tripping. Swipe right if you’re up for clumsy adventures and lots of laughter.

Seriously, who wouldn’t want to continue a conversation with someone who swoons over Patrick Swayze’s most famous moments? 

Dirty, Yet Still Funny Tinder Bios

Sex sells. Right? Sometimes dirty pick-up-line-like bios are the best way to pull in a partner with your same naughty sense of humor.

Take a peek at these top 5 dirty Tinder bios that will make you smile, and even get you all riled up. 

1. The most erotic moment of my life was when the melted cheese of my first pizza slice clung to the rest of the pie as I put it in my mouth.
2. I never did yoga but it doesn’t mean I am not flexible.
3. I might not be going to church a lot but I do spend a lot of time on my knees.
4. Not picky about how tall you are, because everyone is the same height in bed.
5. I like my dates how I like my movies: short, action-packed, and with an unforgettable climax.

Being too forward about sex can make a lot of people feel awkward when reaching out to you. By being playful with it and adding a bit of sultry humor, you are sure to invoke a response and (if you’re lucky) an erotic one. 

Funny Tinder Bio Fails

We couldn’t leave you hanging. With all the fantastic ways to get a laugh along with a swipe in the “right” direction, there are also fool-proof ways to ensure you get what's “left.”

Here are five awful Tinder bios that will have them laughing at you, not with you.

1. I don’t even care if we’re married and our sex life drops down to about once a week. That’s already far more than I’m getting right now.
2. Looking for a strong female role model for my cat.
3. My most controversial opinion: 1 lady fart = 1,000 guy farts.
4. There’s an island in Japan that’s only inhabited by bunnies. I’ve already booked my flight.
5. Warning: I have a pun addiction. Don’t be surprised if I slip one into every conversation. Punderstand?

If you are looking for the best ways to get more likes on Tinder, avoid anything that makes you seem pathetic or absolutely bonkers.

Tips for Creating a Funny Tinder Bio

Finding romance on Tinder doesn’t have to be hard. This platform is famous for bringing couples together whether it is for one mind-blowing night or till death do them part. Unfortunately, without the right bio, that perfect person could swipe right past you not realizing what they are missing out on.

Here are a few tips on creating the funniest Tinder bio ever, you can thank us later.

Short Sweet and Straight to the Point

Tinder bios are not a personal ad and they aren’t meant to read like a resume. Make sure you use your bio to show your personality and leave them wanting more. Tinder allows for 500 characters in your bio, but try to keep it well under.

Example: “I’ll treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.”

This bio uses humor to show they are interested in a relationship, offering love, respect, and plenty of attention. (everything Kanye gives…well, Kayne.)

Use clean, clear,  funny photos

Your bio pic should show humor just as much as the bio itself. Make sure the picture showcases your interests, hobbies, and not-so-serious side.

Example:

This bio shows someone with a great sense of humor. He is interested in hanging out, grabbing drinks, and having a good time with friends. It also shows that he can get dressed up when he wants.

Keep Your Intentions Clear

Funny dating app bios are amazing. What’s not funny is leading someone on or not being upfront with your intentions. Use your bio to make sure the person swiping right knows what they are getting themselves into.

Example: Want to help me delete this app?

This bio isn’t overly serious and begging for love at first sight, but it does make it clear the user wants to find forever not for right now.

Be Original, Be Unique

Seeing the same overused bios time and time again will ensure the user just keeps swiping. Make sure your bio is personal and unique, and avoid cookie-cutter text and photos or stealing bios from other users. (Using them for ideas is one thing, copying and pasting is another.)

Example: Swipe right if you could go back to when Blink-182 and Fallout Boy were popular.

This is a short bio that lets the “seeker” know a lot about the person right up front. It’s unique, playful, and not used by everyone else. Bios like this is a guaranteed way to get a first date.

Avoid Being Offensive

There is a difference between being funny and being offensive and some people like to walk that line.  Try hard to stay away from topics that might make you sound disrespectful, immature, or crude. 

Example: “If you don’t buy me flowers or take me on a date I’m not gonna give you the time of day. Y’all wanna play games and only the strong survive so choose wisely or get left behind”

After reading that, would you want to go on a date with this person? Nah, we wouldn’t either.

This person seems stuck up and quite frankly annoying. 

Don’t Be Boring: No Dry Humor

A boring bio is one of the biggest mistakes when it comes to dating apps. Where humor will have potential dates looking for more, being boring will probably make them stop reading before they even get to the end.

Evoke feelings in the reader so they want to get to know you.

Example: I like to eat, sleep, repeat. 

NOT FUNNY. We all like to eat and sleep, and we all hope to repeat for decades. This bio won’t make anyone look forward to anything else you have to say.

Don’t focus solely on appearance

Yeah, you're hot, but most people want to know more. Your appearance doesn’t provide insight into how you would act on a date or treat people in person. Your appearance doesn’t give information on your interests or hobbies, so it won’t be clear if you are compatible with anything other than a fun session between the sheets.

Example: Check out these guns, I can deadlift over 200, but I like my woman under 120.

I don’t think we have to explain what is wrong with this bio.

When you are trying to come up with a funny dating app bio, be creative, be unique, and make sure you showcase all your top qualities in a light-hearted way. A little poetic rizz and some smooth talking wouldn’t hurt either.

Summing Things Up

Most people these days respond well to humor, so creating funny Tinder bios is one of the best ways to ensure you draw them in and keep them interested.

will help implement all your greatest attributes into a short blurb in a funny way. 

Just don’t be the butt of the joke — be the punchline. Pull inspiration from the examples listed above, or if you need a bit of extra help, get YourMove.AI Profile Generator to create a funny Tinder bio for you.