636 Best Pickup Lines On The Internet 

If you’ve ever searched for pickup lines on Google, you’ve probably found the same recycled lists over and over again. But not this time- we’ve gone above and beyond to compile a list of 636 of the best, funniest, and most unique pickup lines you’ll find anywhere. 

Let’s get right into it.

Sexy Pick up Lines

1. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.  
2. Call me Mr. Flintstone ‘cause I can make your bedrock. 
3. Are you my homework? Cause I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night long. 
4. You’re like my pinky toe- ‘Cause you’re small, cute, and I’ll probably bang you on my coffee table.
5. Sorry to bother you, but do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
6. Not an earthquake but I can rock your world. 
7. Are you my boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
8. You’re into Yoga? Why don’t you show me how flexible you are.
9. Gonna call you my blanket ‘cause I love it when you’re on top of me. 
10. Are you a pinata? Cause I need a blindfold before I hit. 
11. Do you believe in Karma? Cause I know some good Karma-sutra positions.
12. Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty. 
13. You’re so hot- my pants are falling for you. 
14. Let me insert my plug in your socket so we can generate some electricity. 
15. Apparently Covid-19 isn’t the only thing that can take my breath away. 
16. Your belt looks tight- want me to loosen it?
17. Your outfit looks nice- it’ll look better crumpled on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 
18. Nice shirt- can I talk you out of it?
19. I lost my keys- can I check your pants?
20. Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you’re making me hard.
21. Roses are red, violets are blue. I can’t rhyme- get in my bed. 
22. Tell your boobs to stop staring into my eyes. 
23. Are you my homework? Cause I wanna stay up all night doing you. 
24. I’d hide every chair in the world, so the only place you could sit is my face.
25. My dick just died- can I bury it in you?
26. You look sweet- can I lick you out?
27. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
28. Fuck the pie- I want a piece of you.
29. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
30. I was feeling a bit off today, but you just turned me on. 
31. Do you have insurance? Cause we’re smashing tonight.

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Flirty Pick up Lines

32. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d only have one dollar ‘cause you never leave my mind.
33. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself tonight- could you sleep with me?
34. This must be a museum ‘cause you’re a work of art. 
35. Are you AT&T? Cause you’re raising my bar.
36. Are you a computer genius? Cause you’re turning my software into hardware. 
37. Are you good with kids? Cause I’m about to turn your mouth into a daycare. 
38. I’m no horse, but I’ll still let you ride me. 
39. (look into their eyes and say) I guess God really does have favorites. 
40. Nice pants- can I test the zipper?
41. You’re short- want me to add a few inches in you?
42. Are you Autumn? Cause you’re falling for me. 
43. Are you a touch screen? Cause I could tap you all day. 
44. You love sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. 
45. Could you give me a kiss, please? Promise I’ll return it tomorrow.
46. Nice pants- can I test the zipper?
47. I’m hungry for some chicken right now- I’ll settle for a cock too. 
48. I’m very adventurous- can I explore your cave?
49. Where am I supposed to sign for your package?
50. “How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?”
51. Don’t ever change, okay? Just get naked. 
52. Everyone has an addiction- mine just happens to be you. 
53. You wanna commit a few sins for your next confessional?
54. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause that ass is sweet. 
55. Are you a genie? Cause I’d like to rub your lamp tonight. 
56. Are you a zombie? Cause you’re drop-dead gorgeous. 
57. I’m no baker but I’ll fill your buns with cream. 
58. Are you feeling down? Cause I can feel you up. 
59. Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. 
60. Are you a book? Cause I wanna put my ink in you. 
61. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go up and down on you. 
62. Do you wanna be the cream to my puff?

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Nasty Pick up Lines

63. Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you. 
64. Are you constipated? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you. 
65. I hope you have an EpiPen ‘cause you’re making my dick swell up. 
66. If we are what we eat, then by tomorrow morning, I could be your pussy/ dick
67. Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
68. I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. 
69. My dick’s been feeling dead lately- could you give it mouth-to-mouth?
70. Are you a hurricane? Cause you look like you’d blow me. 
71. You must be cold- you’ve been naked in my mind all night long.
72. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting a head? 
73. It’s cold out here- can I use your thighs as ear muffs?
74. I’m busy, but I could add you to my to-do list. 
75. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
76. Wanna watch 50 Shades of Grey on my flat-screen mirror?
77. I like my coffee how I like my women… creamed. 
78. Call me a snowflake- ‘cause I’m small, pretty, and you can feel how wet I am with a single touch. 
79. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down. 
80. Are you butt-dialing me? Cause I swear that ass is calling me. 
81. Do you have an Iron deficiency? Cause I can give you my raw meat. 
82. Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want this dick.
83. You’re so fine I could drink your bath water. 
84. I lost my virginity- can I have yours?
85. Huge sale in my bedroom- clothes are 100% off. 
86. I’m scared of getting someone pregnant- do you wanna help me check if my condoms work? 
87. I’m not great with Algebra, but doesn’t U + I = 69?
88. I’m not feeling myself today- could I feel you instead?
89. Let’s conserve our planet’s water by showering together. 
90. Are you an Oreo? Cause I wanna double stuff you. 
91. Call me Oscar Mayer ‘cause I’m gonna fill those buns.
92. Are you a bowling ball? Cause I wanna put 3 fingers in you.

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Dirty Pick up Lines

93. Are you a freezer? Cause I want to put my meat in you. 
94. Are you soap? Cause I wanna feel you all over my body. 
95. Are your legs Oreos? Cause I wanna split them and lick the middle. 
96. Want a job? It blows. 
97. I’ve got the sausage, you’ve got the buns- let’s make a hotdog. 
98. I don’t work at a subway but I can give you a footlong. 
99. Why pay for a bra when I’d gladly hold your boobs all day?
100. I just shit my pants- can I get in yours?
101. What’s common between roses and your panties? I wanna smell them both.
102. Are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna put your butt in my mouth. 
103. Your smile is as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
104. My friends think girls don’t like oral- wanna help me prove them wrong?
105. The FBI wants to steal my penis- can I hide it inside you?
106. I heard you were looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got STD- now all I need is U.
107. The only time I’d kick you out of bed would be to do you on the floor.
108. I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. 
109. Since we’re supposed to be reducing waste, what do you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
110. I have 70 ways to make you feel better: 1 hug and 69.
111. Your ass looks tight- want me to loosen it?
112. (use your index finger to call them over and say) I made you come with one finger- imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 
113. I hope you have pet insurance- cause I’m about to pound your pussy. 
114. Call me cake 'cause I’ll go straight to your ass. 
115. Are you my gym membership? Cause I wanna use you a couple of times and then forget you ever existed. 
116. Roses are red, lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour. 
117. If I’m such a pain in your ass, why don’t we use a lubricant?
118. Are you a shark? Cause I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow. 
119. You get straight A’s in all your classes- one D won’t hurt. 
120. I’m jealous of your heart ‘cause it gets to pump inside you, but I don’t. 
121. Pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty. 
122. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

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Witty Pick up Lines

123. Gonna sue Spotify for not listing you as this month’s hottest single. 
124. Call me a bee- 'cause I’m buzzing about you, honey.
125. Well, here I am. Genie says you’ve got two more wishes. 
126. Can you send me a picture of yourself? I’m playing cards and I need a queen. 
127. Do you play football? Cause you look like a keeper. 
128. Are you a Minecraft fence? Cause I can’t get over you. 
129. Your mom must be a vending machine, cause you’re a snack. 
130. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb!
131. Are you Harambe’s enclosure? Cause I wanna drop some kids in you.
132. Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear you were checking out my package. 
133. Your eyes are like Ikea stores- I keep getting lost in them. 
134. You should make hotdogs- you already know how to make a weiner stand. 
135. Are you my grades? Cause you’re bad as hell. 
136. In case you’re wondering… I’m single.
137. If I had a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. 
138. Do you like whales? Cause we should humpback at your place. 
139. Are you a charger? Cause I’m dying without you.
140. Are you a thief? Cause you look like you’re about to break into my back door  
141. Are you Bitcoin? Cause I’m really invested in you.
142. Call me a fireman ‘cause I know how to turn on the hoes.
143. Are you a firework? I heard you might bang. 
144. I’m no gynecologist, but I’ll take a look anyway. 
145. Nice package- let me unwrap that for you. 
146. I’ll make your panties drop harder than the bass at a dubstep show.
147. Do you have an inhaler? Cause I heard you got ass ma. 
148. I like every bone in your body- especially mine. 
149. If I were a fly, I’d be all over you ‘cause you’re the shit. 
150. Lie down on the couch and pretend your legs hate each other. 
151. Are you a racehorse? Cause every time I ride you, I finish first.
152. Call me Burger King ‘cause you can have me your way. 

Funny Pick up Lines

153. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, but if you were a vegetable, I’d visit you in the hospital. 
154. My parents think I’m gay- help me prove them wrong?
155. Are you an exam? Cause I’m going to finish early and disappoint my family with the result.
156. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna put my kids in you. 
157. Are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
158. My love for you is like diarrhea- I can’t hold it in.
159. (walk up to a group of girls) So, which one of you ladies has low standards?
160. (Only works if you’re chubby) You wanna make a big mistake?
161. Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
162. How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
163. Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
164. Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.
165. On a scale of one to America, How free are you tonight?
166. I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
167. I don’t like to chase women/ men, but I’d put my Crocs in sports mode for you.
168. Are you a Sharpie? ‘Cause you’re looking ultra fine.
169. If you were a YouTube ad, I’d never press “skip.”
170. Do you like water? Yes? That means you already like 70% of me. 
171. I’m no organ donor, but I’d give you my heart. 
172. I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
173. Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
174. I’m too drunk to hit on you right now, but if you give me your number, I’ll hit on you tomorrow.
175. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
176. Are you the moon? Because you’ve got me howling.
177. I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?
178. They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine. 
179. No wonder the sky is gray/ dark—all the color is in your eyes.
180. You've got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
181. Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed.
182. Do you know what time it is right now? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you.
183. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re the balm.
184. Is your name Waldo? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.

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Cheesy Pick up Lines

185. Are you a camera? Cause all I do is smile when I see you.
186. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 
187. Are you my motivation? Cause where have you been all my life?
188. I heard you like bad boys- well, not to brag, but I’m bad at everything.
189. If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
190. Are you an earthquake? Cause you just rocked my world. 
191. Are you trash? Cause I wanna take you out.
192. Are you YouTube? Cause I want you-tu-be mine 
193. You want some wine with this cheesy pickup line?
194. I lost my phone number- can I have yours?
195. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
196. There’s something wrong with my phone- it doesn’t seem to have your number in it. 
197. Your lips look lonely- do they wanna meet mine?
198. Are you a ladder? Cause I wanna climb on top of you.
199. Are you a broom? Cause you’re sweeping me off my feet. 
200. Are you a camera? Cause all I do is smile when I see you. 
201. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
202. Is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other. 
203. If you were a chicken- you’d be “Im-peck-able”
204. Are you French? Cause Eiffel for you. 
205. Are you my appendix? Cause I should probably take you out. 
206. Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. 
207. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. 
208. Do you have a license? Cause you’re driving me nuts over you.
209. Good thing I have my library card- ‘cause I’m totally checking you out.
210. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
211. Are you a bed? Cause I wanna sleep on you.
212. You’re so sweet I might have to see a dentist after this.
213. Are you Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a strong connection here. 
214. On a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
215. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life. 
216. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
217. Can I tie your shoelaces? Don’t want you falling for someone else. 
218. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.
219. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. 
220. I’d never play hide and seek with you ‘cause people like you are so hard to find. 
221. Are you Google? Cause you’re everything I’m searching for.
222. Are you a chair? Cause I wanna sit on you.
223. Did you just step out of the oven? You’re hot. 
224. You’ve got a friend with benefits in me. 
225. I used to think happiness starts with an “h,” but clearly it starts with “u.”
226. They say dating is a numbers game- can I have yours?

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Rizz Lines

227. If you look this good in clothes, I can’t imagine how good you’d look without them. 
228. Are you a sofa? Cause I wanna lay on you all day.
229. I’ve heard kissing is the language of love- wanna talk?
230. Are you caffeine? Cause I can’t go about my day without you.
231. My name’s [insert your name], but you can call me tonight.
232. I’m like coffee- I taste good and I’ll keep you up all night long. 
233. I’ve got a few Skittles in my mouth- wanna taste the rainbow?
234. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You’re on fire. 
235. Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
236. I hope you know CPR ‘cause you just took my breath away. 
237. I wish I could copy-paste you into my bed. 
238. Can I meet your parents? I’m a big fan of their work. 
239. When God made you, he was seriously showing off. 
240. Are you good at algebra? Can you replace my X without asking Y?
241. I like playing chess in bed- wanna help me learn some new positions? 
242. If you think these pickup lines are sweet, you should taste the lips they come out of. 
243. Are you from Japan? Cause I’m trying to get in Japanties. 
244. Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
245. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
246. Do you wanna take a peek at my hardcover?
247. Talking is the second best thing I can do with my tongue. 
248. If being sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. 
249. I don’t need to cast the “Accio” spell to make you come. 
250. Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You’re both hot. 
251. Whoever said Disneyland is the best place in the world obviously didn’t know about your arms.
252. Wanna go on a “ate” with me? I’ll give you the D later. 
253. The gaps between my fingers were meant for yours. 
254. Your ass must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that. 
255. You must be a ninja- the way you stuck into my heart. 
256. Aren’t you worried about global warming? Because you’re making it hot in here
257. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours. 

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Smooth Pick up Lines

258. Excuse me, I think you dropped something. My jaw. 
259. Your smile is like a sunrise- it brightens my day. 
260. Are you a model? (They say “no”) Oh, when did you quit?
261. Time stands still when I’m with you. 
262. Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.
263. Wanna play strip poker? You strip, I’ll poke you. 
264. Are you treasure? Cause you’re a gem. 
265. Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my pants.
266. Are you an alien? Cause your ass is out of this world. 
267. Is your name rose? Cause you’re as pretty as a flower. 
268. Call me “dream” ‘cause I can make your nights magical. 
269. What has 4 legs but no pretty girl on it? My bed. Wanna come over and change that?
270. I wanna put you on like sunglasses- a leg over each year. 
271. I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your belly button. 
272. Looks like the conversation is dying- how about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up? 
273. I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you're the most attractive man I've ever seen.
274. Are you a cowgirl? Cause you look like you’d ride me. 
275. If kisses were pets, I’d send you a zoo.
276. I like your shirt- I look forward to wearing it in the morning after we have sex. 
277. Are you geometry? Cause you look good from all the angles. 
278. What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy on our first date. 
279. I never believed in love at first sight until I saw you. 
280. Wanna go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
281. Are you today’s date? Cause you’re a 10/10. 
282. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only 10 I see. 
283. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato. 
284. Gonna call you a loan ‘cause you have my interest. 
285. Nice arms- can I see how they’d feel around me?
286. Did you do something to my eyes? Cause I can’t seem to take them off of you. 
287. Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea.
288. You’re pretty, I’m cute. Together we’d be a pretty cute couple. 
289. Why don’t you put your number down on my phone? Just in case you don’t forget it. 
290. My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?

Cute Pick up Lines

291. Hershey makes thousands of kisses a day, but I only want one from you. 
292. Are you a good night’s sleep? Cause I can’t stop thinking about you. 
293. Are you yogurt? Cause I wanna spoon you. 
294. My therapist thinks I have commitment issues- help me prove her wrong?
295. My name’s [insert your name], but you can call me yours.
296. You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. 
297. So aside from being the best-looking person in the room, what do you do for a living?
298. How about I give you a kiss, and if you don’t like it, you can return it. 
299. Please let me know when you’ll return to my place.
300. Don’t bite your lip- I want to do that. 
301. Let’s make a deal: I’ll make you dinner tonight- you make me breakfast tomorrow morning. 
302. I must be allergic to you ‘cause my face turns red whenever you’re around. 
303. Your hair looks good- it’d look even better on my lap.
304. Are you a time traveler? Cause I can see you in my future. 
305. How does it feel to be the most gorgeous person in the room?
306. 4 + 4 = 8 but You + me = fate. 
307. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one. 
308. (hold out your hand) I’m going out for a walk- mind holding this for me?
309. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 9 lives with you.
310. I’d say “God bless you,” but it looks like he already did.
311. I’m calling the police on you ‘cause you just stole my heart. 
312. Are you a keyboard? Cause you’re just my type. 
313. I’m sorry but you owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine. 
314. There’s something wrong with my eyes- I can’t take them off you.
315. Your hand looks heavy- may I hold it for you?
316. You look familiar- are you my next girlfriend?
317. You mind if we take a picture together? I wanna make my mom proud. 
318. Do you have a parachute? Cause I’m falling for you. 
319. No pen, no paper- yet you still draw my attention. 
320. Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
321. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. 
322. My friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute. 
323. Are your parents bakers? Cause they made a cutie pie. 
324. Is your name Siri? Because you auto-complete me.

Pick up Lines To Use In Person

325. (pretend to trip in front of them) Sorry, I just fell for you. 
326. I’m new in town- could I have the directions to your heart?
327. I’m researching important dates in history- do you want to be mine?
328. Call me a cyclops ‘cause I’ve had my eye on you all night.
329. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in those pants.
330. I’d peel oranges for you. 
331. I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. 
332. I bet you $100 you’re gonna turn me down. 
333. Call me a dementor ‘cause I wanna suck the soul out of you.
334. You’re like a campfire- you’re hot and I want s’more. 
335. I’m a tattoo artist- call me if you want a red mark on your neck.
336. Are you a chest? Cause there’s a lot I wanna put inside you.
337. It’s so nice to meet you. Could you hold on a second? Need to delete all my dating apps. 
338. Nice genes. Oh, and your pants are nice too. 
339. Are you a taser? Cause you’re stunning. 
340. Could you hold my hand for a second? I wanna tell everyone I’ve been touched by an angel. 
341. Calling animal control ‘cause the butterflies in my stomach are out of control. 
342. Hi, I’m Mr./ Ms. Right- I heard you were looking for me. 
343. Don’t mind if I call you Jasmine without the “jas.”
344. I’d offer you my jacket, but it looks like you’re already pretty hot.
345. Country roaaaads (wait for them to say “take me home” and say “I mean, if you insist.”)
346. Bet you were prom queen in high school.
347. My fridge is full- can I put my meat in you?
348. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
349. You probably don’t remember me, but we met a few days ago in my dreams.
350. Good thing I’m wearing gloves ‘cause you’re too hot to handle. 
351. If I see someone I think is really cute, should I just go talk to them? (When they say yes) Hi, my name is…
352. Feel my shirt- it’s made of boyfriend/ girlfriend material.
353. I’m no genie, but I’ll make all of your wishes come true.
354. Did you swallow a magnet? Cause I’m attracted to you.

Pick up Lines For Dating Apps (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.,)

355. I didn’t know I could match with angels here.
356. We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
357. You can delete this app now. I’m here. 
358. Can I have your Instagram? My parents told me to follow my dreams. 
359. 0123456789 the only number I don’t see here is yours. 
360. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
361. All your pics were taken at a 45-degree angle. Guess that makes you acute-y
362. What’s a gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
363. You’re so hot- I feel like I’m being catfished. 
364. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. 
365. Looks like you’re about to become my favorite notification.
366. You’re the reason my screen time is through the roof. 
367. Gonna show your Tinder profile to Santa so he knows what I want for Christmas.
368. So, when people ask how we met, what do you wanna tell them?
369. You look like you’ve got 99 problems. Do you wanna make me your 100th?
370. You’re worth deleting this app for. 
371. I almost gave up on [insert dating app name], but then I saw your profile. 
372. Are we really a match, or did [insert dating app name] glitch and put an angel in my feed?
373. Screw Netflix. I’m binge-watching your profile tonight. 
374. I was going to comment on your photo, but I got lost in your eyes instead.
375. How in the world are you single?
376. You seem like someone worth waking up with.
377. Now that’s a face I wanna wake up to every morning.
378. How YOU doin'?
379. Somebody better call God. He’s missing an angel.
380. Fuck texting- I wanna be with you.
381. Are you a meme? Cause my day doesn’t go by if I don’t look at you. 
382. Here’s my number [insert your number]- just in case you like being treated like a princess.
383. I love vowels- especially “U.”
384. Are you Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a strong connection here. 

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Pick up Lines To Make Her Blush

385. Do you work at a Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long. 
386. I could never take you to the movies, ‘cause I’d just end up spending the whole time looking at you. 
387. I’d tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
388. I’m no dentist, but I can fill your cavities. 
389. I’m speeding the car ‘cause I want to get a head. 
390. Let’s play “Carpenter.” First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you. 
391. Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you. 
392. Are you Medusa? Cause you make me rock hard everytime I look at you. 
393. I’d shoot my shot but I’ll save it for your back.
394. Roses are red, violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9.
395. Are you a farmer? Cause you sure seem like you know how to raise a cock. 
396. I’m no motorbike, but I’d still let you ride me. 
397. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
398. You wanna come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?
399. Are you a bathroom? Cause I want to get inside you and I hope you’re not taken. 
400. Which art museum did you escape from?
401. Don’t have a bike? That’s okay, you can mount me instead.
402. Gonna call you a haunted house- cause I’ll scream when I’m inside you.
403. That’s a pretty smile you’re wearing- would look even prettier if it were all you were wearing.  
404. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
405. Wanna play Barbie? I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I came in. 
406. Your boobs are like mount rushmore- I wish my face was among them. 
407. You’re no squirrel but I’d give you my nuts.
408. You look tired- wanna rest your legs on my shoulders?
409. Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Cause I think that ass is calling me. 
410. I’m against animal abuse, but I’ll destroy your pussy.
411. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I probably should be. 
412. Are you a carpenter? Cause you’re giving me wood.
413. Are you a washing machine? Cause I wanna fill you with my load. 
414. You’re not into casual sex? That’s okay, I’ll wear my birthday suit. 
415. I wanna take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks.
416. Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you’re making my privates stand up straight. 
417. Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave. 
418. I’m always so messy when I’m eating. Spread your legs and I’ll demonstrate. 
419. This shirt is becoming on you. To be fair, If I were on you, I’d be coming too. 
420. I’m no weather man but I can tell there’s a pretty good chance you’re getting 6 inches tonight. 
421. Your body will be yours for the rest of your life- can I have it just for tonight?
422. Girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
423. Have you been sitting on sugar? Cause that ass looks sweet.
424. Do you have a spare kiss? I’ve been saving mine for you. 

Pick up Lines To Make Him Blush

425. Do you know the best slip-and-slide for kids? My throat.
426. Are you my make-up? Cause I could spend hours doing you. 
427. Are you a rainstorm? Cause you’re making me dripping wet. 
428. Are you a Rubik’s cube? Cause the more I play with you, the harder you get.
429. I used to get Straight A’s in school, but now I’m just looking for a D.
430. Aside from being a panty-dropper. What do you do for a living?
431. Let only latex stand between our love.
432. You’re not a balloon, but I’d still blow you. 
433. I wish I was your phone so you’d be on me all day. 
434. Call me a beaver ‘cause I want your wood. 
435. Wanna play Jenga? I wanna see how strong your pull-out game is. 
436. I’m no waitress but I’ll take your tip. 
437. Are you a lollipop? Cause I wanna lick you all over. 
438. Are you soda? Cause I want to mount and do you. 
439. My doctor says I have a vitamin D deficiency- wanna help me fix that?
440. I’m trying on lingerie, but I need a second opinion- want to weigh in?
441. I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss- wanna give it a try?
442. Gonna call you winter ‘cause you’ll be coming soon. 
443. Are you my makeup? Cause I could do you for hours. 
444. I’m jealous of your mattress ‘cause you sleep on it. 
445. I know at least 3 ways to make 6 inches disappear. 
446. Are you a baker? Cause I want a creampie. 
447. Can’t give you my virginity anymore, but I can give you the box it came in.
448. Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you. 
449. I’m vegan, but I’d taste your meat.
450. I’m about to fall madly in bed with you. 
451. All the seats are taken- mind if I sit on your face?
452. Are you a vet? Cause I’ve got a kitty that needs a thorough examination. 
453. I’m like a tortilla- I’m hot and I want you to flip me over.
454. My nickname is dishes ‘cause I want you to get me wet and do me. 
455. What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
456. Wanna play Simon Says with me in bed? 
457. You look like a hard worker- I have an opening you could fill. 
458. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I wish it was you. 
459. Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you right now.
460. I’m an archaeologist. Do you have a large bone for me to examine?
461. What are you doing this weekend? Other than me of course.
462. Let’s play Titanic- you’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you. 
463. Wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?
464. Your face is so pretty I wanna frame it between my legs. 

Pick up Lines For Gay Men

465. Came out of the closet, so I could come into your heart.
466. Couldn’t stay on Grindr knowing you were here.
467. Becoming an astronaut so I can explore Uranus. 
468. There are 20 alphabets in the English language. Wait, I forgot U R A Q T. And don’t worry, I’ll give you the D later. 
469. Are you a rainbow? Cause you add color in my world. 
470. Are you a SWAT team? Cause you can definitely smash my back door. 
471. I’ve got an oral test later- mind if I practice with you?
472. Can I call you pressure? Cause I work best when I’m under you. 
473. Wanna come over? And over and over again?
474. I bet my friend I could talk to the cutest guy here. Can I buy you a drink? It’s on him.
475. Those shorts are blocking my view.
476. Wanna play house? You be the door and I’ll bang you all night long. 
477. I don’t work at DHL but I’ll handle your package. 
478. I’ve been on top of things lately- wanna be one of them?
479. I must be allergic to you 'cause every time you come near me, my dick swells up.
480. You look uncomfortable in those pants- I think you should take them off. 

Pick up Lines For Lesbians

481. My GPS is acting up- whenever I search for the best place to eat out, it leads me to you. 
482. Kiss me in the rain, so I’m twice as wet. 
483. Do you have scissors? Want one?
484. I can’t think straight when I’m around you.
485. Les-bi-honest, you were just checking me out. 
486. Is your mother looking for a daughter-in-law? 
487. I’m bisexual. Can I bi you a shot?
488. I wanna ruin our friendship; we should be lovers instead (lyrics of “Jenny” by Studio Killers).
489. I’m vegan but I’ll still eat that pussy. 
490. Are you a Happy Meal? Because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside. 
491. We women should always stick together- thigh to thigh. 
492. Nice legs- when do they open?
493. Hey babe, wanna boldly go where no man has gone before?
494. I’m looking for treasure- mind if I explore your chest?
495. I’m no vet, but I’ll examine your pussy.
496. You say you’re straight, but so is spaghetti until it’s wet. 

Gym Pick up Lines

497. Why are you doing cardio again? You’ve already run through my mind all day.
498. Are you my gym subscription? Cause I wanna use you thrice then forget about you.
499. I thought my core was under tension, but the real tension is between us. 
500. Wanna be my post-workout meal?
501. I see you brought your own rack. 
502. All these workouts, but nothing gets my heart rate up like you. 
503. My abs aren’t the only thing that's hard.
504. You seem to hit a new beauty PR every day. 
505. I’m gonna call you “leg day” ‘cause you’re making me feel weak in the knees.
506. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
507. Do you gym? I know a workout we can do at your place. 
508. You’re making me wanna lift more than just weights today. 
509. Do you wanna go to the gym together? Cause I wanna see you and I work out. 
510. Is your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
511. Don’t need a pre-workout as long as you’re around- you give me all the energy I need. 
512. I was gonna ask you to spot me- but you’ve already caught me falling for you. 
513. If you were a barbell I’d never put you down. 
514. Wanna sweat it out together?
515. All these dumbbells but I’d rather pick you up. 
516. Do you normally lift this heavy or are you trying to impress me?
517. Gonna call you “Cardio” ‘cause you take my breath away. 
518. Did you hit your protein goal today? I can give you my meat.
519. You and I should gym together- this tension needs to be worked out. 
520. Mind spotting me? I’m about to fall for you. 
521. My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus. 
522. Are you a gym mirror? Cause I wanna flex whenever I see you. 
523. Not into yoga, but I’ll stretch for you. 
524. I don’t do cardio but I’d run to you.
525. Are you chest day? Cause I wanna do you every day. 
526. Are you a resistance band? Cause I wanna pull you toward me. 

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Science-themed Pickup Lines

527. You’re made of Carbon and I want to date you. 
528. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you’re CuTe.
529. It took 13.7 billion years for us to meet, and I still think it was worth the wait. 
530. You look familiar- I think we have Chemistry together.
531. We don’t seem to have a lot of chemistry- can we try some biology instead?
532. Are you a black hole? Cause time slows down when I’m near you. 
533. Did you damage my cerebellum? Cause can’t stop falling for you. 
534. I’ve got my ion you!
535. You’re so hot you’re denaturing my proteins. 
536. Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you’re a BeAuTi
537. Are you made of Copper? Cause I can Cu in a relationship with me.
538. Are you made of Flourine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F I Ne
539. My favorite element is Uranium. I love U. 
540. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you look Sodium fine. 
541. You’re a pretty perfect arrangement of atoms.
542. Are you an archaeologist? Cause I’ve got a bone for you to examine. 
543. Even if you were a neutron, I’d still be attracted to you. 
544. You must be made of Uranium and Iodine ‘cause all I can see is U and I. 
545. Are you made of Oxygen and Neon? Cause you’re the ONe. 
546. Are you Neon? Cause you’re a solid 10. 
547. Are you Barim and Beryllium? Cause you’re a BaBe.  
548. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
549. I’m gonna call you neuron ‘cause you’ve got action potential. 
550. I’m no astronaut, but I wanna explore Uranus.
551. There will only be 7 planets in our solar system after I destroy Uranus.
552. You wanna sample my DNA?
553. Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you. 
554. Will a little more alcohol catalyze the reaction between us?
555. I wish I were Adenine ‘cause then I could get paired with U. 
556. Are you a DNA Strand? Cause I can see you unzipping my genes later.

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Pick up lines with pop culture references

557. They call me Dumbledore because I’m the head master. 
558. Are you a Pokemon? Cause I want a peek-at-you.
559. Gonna call you “Olivander” ‘cause I only want a wand from you. 
560. My name’s Alice and your body is the Wonderland I want to explore. 
561. Goodness, girl…you huge.
562. You’re the Obi-Wan for me. 
563. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus-fine.
564. Are you a transformer? Cause you’re more than meets the eye.
565. I’m no Jedi, but I can feel the force between us. 
566. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
567. (point a prop wand at their crotch and say) Alohomora. 
568. Can I be your tomb raider?
569. I’m no witch, but I can lift your dick without touching it. 
570. I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark. 
571. Fancy… A little finger?
572. Is your name Khaleesi? Cause that ass is on fire. 
573. Call me Rob Stark ‘cause I want to march south on you. 
574. Winter is coming. So will you. 
575. I’m not Rapunzel, but I’ll let you pull my hair
576. Hi, I’m Andy, wanna play with my woody?
577. Wanna be the Dragon to my Donkey?
578. Didn’t bring my broomstick today- can I ride yours?
579. I’m like Lara Croft- I wanna explore every inch of your Temple. 
580. Are you Stranger Things? Cause I wanna explore your upside down. 
581. I’m not Hulk, but I’ll smash that pussy. 
582. Wanna be the beauty to my beast?
583. I’m Superman and that ass is my Kryptonite. 
584. Feel me up, Scotty. 
585. I’m not Spiderman, but I still want to shoot my sticky white stuff on you. 
586. Bruce Wayne in the streets, Batman in the sheets.

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Holiday-themed pick up lines

Valentines Day

587. You know what you would look especially beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms. 
588. I think Cupid’s got my tongue- 'cause I’m absolutely speechless in your presence. 
589. We go together like wine and chocolates on Valentine’s Day. 
590. Is your name Valentine? Cause I think you’re mine. 
591. Don’t need Cupid’s arrow to fall for you. 
592. They say love is in the air, but I think that’s just you walking into the room. 
593. Got you a pair of sneakers for Valentine’s Day- figured you’d need them since you run around my mind so much. 
594. You know what else could be on 14th February? Our anniversary date. 
595. My name’s [insert your name], but you can call me your Valentine. 
596. I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet and smooth, I’m right here. 

Halloween

597. I know what I’m going as for Halloween- your girlfriend/ boyfriend. 
598. The scariest thing about this year’s Halloween is how I don’t have your number yet. 
599. You’re so hot, you’re making my broomstick rise. 
600. So what are you dressed as? Other than the most attractive person in the room. 
601. Your costume’s nice, but I like you better in your birthday suit.
602. You’re lifting more than just my spirits tonight.
603. I’m no vampire, but I know how to suck. 
604. You should dress up as a baker for Halloween this year. You already have a nice set of buns. 
605. I don’t have a costume for Halloween- can I go as your date?
606. I don’t need a costume- I’m a monster in the sheets.

Thanksgiving 

607. Forget the Thanksgiving turkey- I wanna stuff you tonight
608. I’m thankful for a lot of things this year, but meeting you is at the top of my list. 
609. Looks like the Thanksgiving turkey isn’t the only hot dish in here. 
610. Your thighs look juicier than a Thanksgiving turkey- can I take a bite?
611. Are you the Thanksgiving turkey? Cause I wanna baste you until you’re dripping. 
612. Like turkey and gravy, we’re meant to be together. 
613. Are you mashed potatoes? Cause I wanna cover you in my gravy. 
614. Looks like the turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed tonight. 
615. Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you wanna loosen your belt tonight.
616. I put the “ass” in “casserole.”

Christmas 

617. Call me Santa- 'cause I’m going to go up your chimney tonight. 
618. Are you my Christmas present? Cause I can't wait to unwrap you. 
619. Can I take a picture of you? Need it to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year.
620. Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
621. I can be your Christmas gift- but you’d have to unwrap me first.
622. Never believed in Christmas miracles until I saw you. 
623. How much do Santa’s reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice. 
624. Careful! You’re so hot you’ll melt my snowman. 
625. If a big man puts you in a bag tonight- don’t worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
626. Sorry, but Santa told me you’re on his naughty list this year for stealing my heart. 

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New Year’s 

627. You’re at the top of my New Year’s to-do list. 
628. Remember, you can’t spell holidays without this D.
629. Wanna start off the New Year with a bang?
630. Forget mistletoes- let’s make out everywhere. 
631. Wanna make me your first bad decision of the year?
632. My condom expires at the end of [insert ending year]. Let’s not let it go to waste. 
633. Do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now. 
634. Can I see your clothes drop at midnight too?
635. You don’t have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop. 
636. Excuse me, is it midnight yet? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off of you.